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Kratos knocks the guns out of Deadpools hand before uppercutting Deadpool to the ceiling.
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When I kill you, I will use your skin to keep me warm in the winter.ĭeadpool: And when I kill you, Ill use your blades to carve turkey!ĭeadpool satarts shooting his pistols repetitively. Now step aside, or I will spill your blood.ĭeadpool: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! Those are fighting words fella! By blades have not tasted blood for ages. When Deadpool looked, he saw a hulking white man. Deadpool and the innocent bystanders hid behind debris. Suddenly, the ground started rumbling and cracking, as fire erupted from the cracks. Then you can play with your pet toaster in the bath tub, run with scissors, touch penises with the neighbor boy. He tries to grab them, but cuts himself.ĭeadpool: FUCKFUCKFUCK!! Ok kids, Uncle Deadpool here. But he eventually geta up.ĭeadpool walks to the blades of exile. Im here for the 4:00pm Death Battle.ĭeadpool: So now what? Oh god, did I mess up? I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF!!ĭeadpool then shoots himself. He is in a hurry, so he goes to the receptionist.ĭeadpool: Hey lady. "Boomstick": IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!ĭeadpool is seen running in. (Kratos: You will not see the end of this death.) He isn't immortal, but very hard to kill, like Wiz's nerd talk. "Boomstick": Too bad his rage usually gets the best of him, which makes him lose his focus. Such as the claws of Hades, which rip your soul out, the bow of Apollo, which shoot fire arrows, the boots of Hermes, which enable him to have superhuman speed, the Nemean cestus, big gauntlets that are incredibly strong, and the golden fleece, which can absorb powerful blows. After killing more Olympians, he gains more tools. Wiz: He also wields the blade of Olympus, which is the most powerful blade the greek gods can offer. He can whirl them around and even light people on fire. His weapons include the blades of exile, which are attached to chains. "Boomstick": Due to being a badass demigod, Kratos has superhuman abilities. Kratos then decided to kill Olympians until it caught Ares's attention. So corrupted that Ares tricked him into murdering his own family. Wiz: But Kratos was corrupted by the power. So he struck a deal with Ares to give him the strength to protect his people. But after his people were threatened to be overrun. "Boomstick": But god ol Kratos didn't start as a badass. A powerful demigod that slaughters enemy's. Anyway, Ill be in the waiting room watching Conan. I guess Deadpool isn't someone to be fucked with.ĭeadpool: Indeed I am not. Such as looking at the 4th wall and talking to itĭeadpool: NONSENSE?! I like to talk to my fans. Wiz: Deadpool also has the skill to annoy others by spitting utter nonsense. Ok, where the fuck do we start? I have Katanas, sais, hammers, pistols, submachine guns, shotguns, flashbang grenades, frag grenades, bear traps, landmines, and insect swarm grenades.
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Such as better fighting skills, teleportation, and 4th wall breaking.
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With my fucking dad.ĭeadpool: As me, I gained other abilities. Damn! This can't compare to my origin story. Wade attacks Ajax, Ajax escapes, and Wade becomes Deadpool to find and kill him for the cure. So when Wade makes fun of Ajax for his real name, he leaves Wade in a hyperbaric chamber to die. Ajax tries to trigger the mutant shit he has, but fails. "Boomstick":Ajax found Wade, and managed to get rid of his cancer by injecting him with mutant genes. But Wade was diagnosed with terminal cancer, so he left Vanessa so she couldn't watch him die. Wiz: Wade Wilson was a mercenary, who eventually got a fiance named Vanessa. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle. "Boomstick": Well at least this guarantees a bloody battle. Like Kratos, the god of war.ĭeadpool: And me! The merc with a mouth! Oh hey Death battle, we meet again. Characters that kill to get want they need.